Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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