Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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