He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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