About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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