I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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