But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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