I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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