we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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