I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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