I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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