playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My cat gives me a boner
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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