I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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