4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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