I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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