have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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