my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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