I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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