Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I look better un-naked...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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