She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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