he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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