Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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