I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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