you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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