I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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