If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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