just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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