So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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