So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
where am i from again
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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