I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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