Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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