I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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