there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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