Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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