Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just want nice things and good sex
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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