It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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