Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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