I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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