Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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