Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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