well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
