everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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