he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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