ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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