She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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