please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
