Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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