16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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