'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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