i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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