I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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