break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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