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• (219): View more from Indiana

  community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Going to get a "plan B"urrito

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening

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• (585): View more from New York

  Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.

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