She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories