My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.