Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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