Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?