your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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