We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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